Monday, January 4, 2010

Mishaps

Ok... so I came across these and laughed so hard so I had to share.

Church Bulletin Bloopers:

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.


Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.


Just a little humor for the start of 2010!
By the way are you calling it twenty ten or two thousand ten?




3 comments:

  1. i vote for twenty ten. you wouldn't have said you graduated high school in one thousand nine hundred and ninety-six, right? :)

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